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A new era in football in the Valley and TUFC is back in the Premier League. This means preseason training has been hell for the supporters with many hours focusing on the key components of supporting: drinking, chanting, drinking and more drinking. All these countless hours of physical and mental preparation has paid off with the formation of the TUFC Battalion the new TUFC army.
We are calling on all TUFC supporters that wish to join the army to send an email saying, ‘I want in’ to tufcbattalion@hotmail.com and wait for your reply. Example of the rules:
Current members & Ranks are as follows:
General – I have been busy recruiting the troops for the ‘08’ season the line-up is below
Lieutenant General - Matt C - aka Jnr
Major General – Anthony C- aka Gordo
Colonel – Dale C - aka Old Man River (OMR)
Captain – Jeremy B - aka Jozo
Warrent Officer - Matt M - aka Macca
Staff Sergeant – Jon W - aka Wallnuts
Lance Corporal - Ian D- aka Whitey/Snowman
Private - Jon C - aka MIA
Private – Jake P - aka $$$
Private – Keon A - aka Latex
Private – Russ G - aka Splinters
Private - Steve D - aka AWOL
Private – Api P - aka Poo
Private – Chris P - aka Bucket
Private - Adrian K - aka Farquaad
Cadet - Jeff S - aka Maggot Ball Bag
If you think you have what it takes then please email ‘I want in’ to tufcbattalion@hotmail.com
SEE YOU ON THE HILL
The General
This months poll is....
We are calling on all TUFC supporters that wish to join the army to send an email saying, ‘I want in’ to tufcbattalion@hotmail.com and wait for your reply. Example of the rules:
LATEST NEWS.......
Hunt For Club Drunk Already Underway
After last years club drunk only being decided in the final weeks, this years battle is already looking "drunker" than ever. Top contenders at the moment are:
Jezza: - The up-skirt mennace and regular efforts (and buying a house)........ The mennace of civic after the belco game and "entertaining" a gay club during a dance off.....
Macca: Winning the dance off in a gay club...
Pete McLaughlan: First drunken arrest for 2008 (5/4/08)
Walnuts: Abusing the Qatar bench and the ggarmy in Melbourne
Cale: Swan diving at the entertainment during Diggles Bucks
Macca: For not even making kickoff at the Australia v China match...
Skip Diggle: for staying out for 8 hours more than kate let him..... OH NO HOMO
And with a year of world cup qualifiers ahead lets bring out some more nominations
WHO THE F*CK ARE CANBERRA F.C. ?¿?¿
What gives a local team from the suburb of Deakin the right to pretend they represent Canberra??
They may have the "nicest" new field, and biggest cheque book to pay shite albinos and dirty vic's and ski's..... but do they have the nicest nets??
Come this weekend a depleted Deakin side will come up against the giant killers, coming off a fantastic result against the inform "Helenic $$$ FC".... Olympic........
Deakin, Devine Right.... we have heard that one before!!!
Hawker Enclosed, 5th April, 16:00.... be there
On other exciting news, congratulations to Private Poo for getting Cath up the duff again.
Warrent Officer Macca
Hunt For Club Drunk Already Underway
After last years club drunk only being decided in the final weeks, this years battle is already looking "drunker" than ever. Top contenders at the moment are:
Jezza: - The up-skirt mennace and regular efforts (and buying a house)........ The mennace of civic after the belco game and "entertaining" a gay club during a dance off.....
Macca: Winning the dance off in a gay club...
Pete McLaughlan: First drunken arrest for 2008 (5/4/08)
Walnuts: Abusing the Qatar bench and the ggarmy in Melbourne
Cale: Swan diving at the entertainment during Diggles Bucks
Macca: For not even making kickoff at the Australia v China match...
Skip Diggle: for staying out for 8 hours more than kate let him..... OH NO HOMO
And with a year of world cup qualifiers ahead lets bring out some more nominations
WHO THE F*CK ARE CANBERRA F.C. ?¿?¿
What gives a local team from the suburb of Deakin the right to pretend they represent Canberra??
They may have the "nicest" new field, and biggest cheque book to pay shite albinos and dirty vic's and ski's..... but do they have the nicest nets??
Come this weekend a depleted Deakin side will come up against the giant killers, coming off a fantastic result against the inform "Helenic $$$ FC".... Olympic........
Deakin, Devine Right.... we have heard that one before!!!
Hawker Enclosed, 5th April, 16:00.... be there
On other exciting news, congratulations to Private Poo for getting Cath up the duff again.
Warrent Officer Macca
Current members & Ranks are as follows:
General – I have been busy recruiting the troops for the ‘08’ season the line-up is below
Lieutenant General - Matt C - aka Jnr
Major General – Anthony C- aka Gordo
Colonel – Dale C - aka Old Man River (OMR)
Captain – Jeremy B - aka Jozo
Warrent Officer - Matt M - aka Macca
Staff Sergeant – Jon W - aka Wallnuts
Lance Corporal - Ian D- aka Whitey/Snowman
Private - Jon C - aka MIA
Private – Jake P - aka $$$
Private – Keon A - aka Latex
Private – Russ G - aka Splinters
Private - Steve D - aka AWOL
Private – Api P - aka Poo
Private – Chris P - aka Bucket
Private - Adrian K - aka Farquaad
Cadet - Jeff S - aka Maggot Ball Bag
If you think you have what it takes then please email ‘I want in’ to tufcbattalion@hotmail.com
SEE YOU ON THE HILL
The General
This months poll is....
